Thought #1 - Once I got in trouble at school and my teacher called my dad at work. Now you know how serious things suddenly become when you have interrupted your father's work day and you know what's coming when you get home. You sit and pray that school won't end that day, that your bus will break down, or that by some miracle you Dad has to work late and you'll be in bed by the time he gets home. Now with all these thoughts running through my 6 year old head, I devised a plan. As I heard my Dad come down the hall I prepared myself and the moment he opened up my door, I hit him with, "Dad, I've saved you the trouble and already spanked myself. I just didn't want you to have to bother with it. You're welcome." Isn't exactly what Urban Myer did with the suspension of Brandon Spikes? Didn't he see the NCAA coming down on him, and think, "umm, no need fellas, I took care of it, he's suspended a half game." Nice Urban. Your guy goes WWE on another players face, potentially scarring him for life, and you decide he should sit all of 30 minutes. Fortunately for Urban, the NCAA is far more pro saving Florida's season, than my dad was pro saving the skin on my butt.

Thought #2 - So what's worse than taking crystal meth? Taking crystal meth while wearing a wig. Andre Agassi admitted the other day that he actually sported a wig for part of the 90's and at one point was even afraid to go all out in a match for fear that it might fall off. Wait, so you're telling me you paid money for that hair? You purchased that? Dude looked like he was hiding a small Pomeranian under that hat. I mean if I'm buying a wig, I'm getting something sweet. An afro, a sweet mo-hawk, or maybe even a sweet 90's fade. Definitely not dropping coin on a wet stringy mullet. Then again you were all coked up on trailor crack, so who am I to judge.

Thought #3 - Before I go to bed tonight I need to remember to thank God that I wasn't raised a Cleveland fan.

Busy day, more tomorrow.....