Thought #1 - Picking a college is tough. Do you pick the school with the best programs, best atmosphere, or the one that will provide you with valuable alumni connections? The answer: None of the above. You go to the school with the prettiest girls. Listen, A degree is a degree, but a degree earned while sitting next to a smoking hot girl in every class is far sweeter in hindsight.

The University of Tennessee gets this. The Vols are reportedly under investigation for using "hostesses" inappropriately to recruit high school football layers. Apparently girls from the group "Orange Pride" showed up at some recruits' games, hung out with the guys, and encouraged them to come to UT. Makes sense and it sure beats the heck out 35 year old dude the college I attended sent to talk to me. I mean seriously, I know dude offered to take me to Pizza Hut, but that didn't make it less creepy. I'm guessing the past couple years they weren't sending the creme of the "Orange Pride" to visit with these fellows since they produced a mere 7-5 season this year. Apparently the UT friends with benefits program is working better as of late, they will bring in the 5th highest ranked recruiting class this season. It's most likely UT has just upped it's Orange Pride standards but it is also possible they are delivering a much clearer message these days. Apparently the ladies showed up with posters that read "come to Tenn." Not exactly subtle ladies, but let's face it, men don't go to Hooters for the stellar service just like the fellas are going to UT based on your recruitment/poster making ability.

Thought #2 - Randy Edsall has emerged as the latest hot name in the new popular reality show, "Who wants to date a struggling College Football Program." Edsall and Notre Dame reportedly have a mutual interest in each other.

The other day I compared Brian Kelly's thoughts of leaving Cincinnati to go coach the Irish to the equivalent of the guy who leaves the super cool attract girl to date the super hot but yet high maintenance girl. Keeping with that formula, Edsall is currently dating the plain girl from art class, who is secretly pretty. Remember this girl? She was always kind of over looked, you never thought she was ugly, she just never left and impression on you. She was always really nice to you too and you probably copied her homework at least twice. Now do you remember that day, about 3 years removed from high school, when you saw her at the mall? Turned smoking hot in college didn't she, leaving you to worry if you still have a chance with her, now that you've packed on your freshman 15 and sophomore 25. Yeah that's UConn. She never expected anything and you could have had her at any time. Just be careful Randy, once you leave her and she starts going to the gym and wearing make up, winning her back could  tough.

Thought #3- How come whenever I show up to work late, I don't ever get to just go home? I just get yelled at and told about all the things I need to do to make up for the missed time. I would love to just turn around and head home.

It's to bad that I don't work for the New England Patriots. Yesterday the Pats send home 4 players, including Randy Moss because they failed to show up to a team meeting on time. So, let me get this straight, they showed up late, and got to go home early? Hmm. This is kind of like when a kid acts up really bad in school and gets out of school suspension. What a great punishment. Wait, so you're telling me I beat the crap out of another student and to punish me you are letting me sleep in and then watch the Price is Right as I throw down massive amounts of Coco Pebbles? Sweet! And better yet, my parents aren't home so I can search any site on the internet I want! WooHoo! And that's how Randy's Wednesday went.